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The Unwritten #12: Eliza Mae Hertford's Willowbank Tales

 Why is Mr. Bun unhappy, TIg?
 Because he's so clever, Dogling. Thinking makes your brain hurt.
 Have you ever tried it?
 I have no brain dogling.
 Oh.

Well… you probably know how, unlike me, he really starts his films from scratch and from that point on he creates everything himself. To be able to do that he needs a lot of strength. To build that up he eats liver, loads of it. The only problem is that when he eats so much liver he easily gets nosebleeds. This also happened during “Ichi the Killer”. At the time we were really short on budget and sometimes we’d run out of fake blood. So whenever we needed more blood we’d give Shinya Tsukamoto a bit of liver and he’d get a nosebleed, providing us with enough of what we needed. Be it sperm of blood, Shinya Tsukamoto is a director from which everything useful just flows…

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—	Miike Takashi about Tsukamoto Shinya

Bunraku

The Drifter: I'm the product of a fucked up generation. I can't even seem to find a sunset to walk off into.

Bunraku

The Bartender: You both fail to understand the symbolic element of good versus evil enhanced through the embodiment of the most ancient of human desires.
Yoshi: Which is what?
The Bartender: To be the most powerful motherfucker on the face of the planet.

Sherlock 1x00

Little old ladies, they're my favourite, better than any security cameras.

A Dangerous Method

Jung: What about you? Do you have a dream to report?
Freud: I had a most elaborate dream last night. Particularly rich.
Jung: Well, let's hear it.
Freud: I'd love to tell you but I don't think I should.
Jung: Why ever not?
Freud: I wouldn't want to risk my authority.

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

Pussy's not like yogurt. It has an expiration date.

Napoleon Dynamite 1x01

Coach: Napoleon, get in my office, now!
Napoleon: No, why don't you go to my office.
Coach: You don't have an office.
Napoleon: Fine, we'll use yours.